Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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