Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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