i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Liz is crying about burritos again.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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