just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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