I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I have aggressive nipples.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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