is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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