your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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