im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
