Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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