Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
