remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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