wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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