Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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