Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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