Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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