She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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