I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
