How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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