I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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