i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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