Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
When are your genitals available?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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