is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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