I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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