Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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