return my video game
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
this hospital has no fireball
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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