I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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