Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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