I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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