remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I supernannyed him into submission
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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