that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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