Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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