The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
