these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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