He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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