I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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