Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
