Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Who died my cat blue again?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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