THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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