Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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