Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Pants are for mortals
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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