Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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