How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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