How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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