Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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