He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just had sex on a roof
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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