She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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