What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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