He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
