I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
