I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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